If there was ever such thing as an unnecessary gift this is probably it. But I reckon it’s their pointlessness that makes them so much fun. Once you insert the hyper lips, your big old pearly whites will be on display for everyone to see; giving you that weird daily-dentist feel.

Created by French designer Sascha Nordmeyer, they easily slip into your mouth to showcase that disturbingly massive smile and aggressively exposed gums.

Just be careful where you use them, for reasons I cannot fathom, it turns out girls really aren’t into them… One woman called me the Joker; circa Jack Nicholson.