Do you ever get bored in the toilets, whilst ‘dropping the boys off at the pool?’. Do you ever feel as if the numbing silence of you straining might just be too much to bare? It’s time to check out the Potty Piano.

This brilliant gift, is essentially a mat that fits around most traditional toilets. By touching various section of the mat a different musical note will play, so you can practise your Beethoven in the classiest way possible.

The mat comes with a songbook, so this should keep you occupied for a long time. Or at least long enough to push out the dookie.