So, you’ve been going out with this girl for a while now. You’ve prepared a beautiful camp fire by the lake and BAM! Burning human skulls in the place of fire logs. Romance destroyed, but she’s laughing… wait is romance now back on?

These are obviously not real human skulls (I hope), nor are they even fireplace logs. These skulls are actually built from reinforced steel coated with lava granules and fireproof ceramic (the same material NASA tests their rocket engines on) and are intended for use in natural gas or liquid propane fireplaces and outdoor fire pits. I’ve predominantly been using them to scare the crap out of my neighbours and am next planning to bury them in my yard, upon which I plan on doing a ‘treasure hunt’ with my kids… cruel, but funny.

If you aren’t a sociopath like I am, they are perfect for Halloween or any ghoulish themed parties that you have in mind.